Darth goes on safari

Darth loves Hershey's!

For those about to rock, Darth salutes you!

Death Star decorating tips from Dali

Darth takes some grooming tips from Dali

Darth meets Dali

And you thought I was finished with my mutant mouse army?

Happy Valentine's Day, Korbin!

Happy Valentine's Day from me and this giant squid!

I've come for you, Spongebob

The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force

Just for once, let me look at your face with my own eyes.

I laugh at your Hall of "Independence," Rebel swine!

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and all

Horsies!

And no NYC trip is complete without toy shopping!

What's a trip to NYC without a few glamour shots?

Start spreading the news

Mustering the dino army (with a little T-Rex backrub break)

Darth goes hunting for dinos

Lake Michigan duck party

Check out the new ride

It's fueled by Jelly Bellies and rainbows.

How does one make colossal cheese?

Freakishly overgrown cows, of course (preferably in or near a castle)!

And how do you nourish a giant mouse army?

Gargantuan cheese!

Another fun Wisconsin trivia fact

The state is rapidly being smashed into submission by giant mutant mice, courtesy of yours truly.  This guy was huge!

Fun trivia fact: Vader loves cheese!

Wisconsin, baby!

Wish you were here, Korbin!

They must be really large Legos

Just hanging out. Saving lives.

Ain't no party like a Death Star party

(because a Death Star party don't stop.)