Bayous and light sabers do not mix

I fell into a bayou yesterday and broke my light saber. Hopefully a CT scan will help fix it and let me travel on.

A Darth day at the beach

I'm so happy the rain ended because today is beautiful and perfect at the beach! I think I'll build my own version of a sand castle!

Rainy days and Mondays

I may be Lord Vader, but rainy days and Mondays bring me down.

The cat's tail was too long anyway...

Well, second cousin Jeff Vader kicked me out after I tried to shorten his cat's epically long tail with my light saber.  I was just trying to help, but Ol' Jeff didn't see it that way.  Oh well, on to more awesome adventures on the beach!

Happy Thanksgiving, Korbin!

I crashed my second cousin Jeff Vader's family Thanksgiving today. It wasn't as awesome as holidays with Korbin, but it was pretty sweet. Ol' Jeff let me carve the turkey.

DQ Break!

Every vacation needs a few Dairy Queen pit stops, because even us bad guys need ice cream every now and then.

Now this is the way to travel!

Forget all those clunky old spacecraft, I'm hitching a ride on an Apache out of Fort Bliss!  Hasta la vista, Korbin!