Merry Christmas from Darth Conifer!

Fun times at Grandma and Grandpa's house

Thanks for letting me borrow your grandparents, Korbin!

Just enjoying some good old Nebraska rodeo fun

Someone needs to fix the Travel By Map button

Country roooooads, take me hoooooome!

Colorado is beautiful. My canine friend and I "borrowed" one of the Rebel planes to fly down the Rockies from Alaska to Arvada, Colorado. There are some super nice people here. I met these kids named Will and Livie, and I can tell we're going to be good friends. They are big fans of mine.

Darth finds a new friend

He's so cuddly!

Do you ever feel like you are being watched?

I do.

Glacierclimbing with Darth

Climbing glaciers is pretty easy when you can cut out steps from the ice with your light saber.

My unexpected visit to Alaska

Suddenly, my plan to conquer the world tourism industry was foiled by the Rebel Alliance!  Somehow they managed to decode the Empire's travel by map technology (shocking, I know) and captured me on my way to New York City.  I was taken to an Alliance Base somewhere near Anchorage, Alaska.  So cold.  So very cold.  Who knows what they would have done to me had I not escaped?  Fairly easily, actually.  The Force comes in very handy when under captivity. 

I remain victorious and eager to continue my travels! I think I'll borrow one of these Alliance planes....

Somewhere out there...

...beneath the pale moonlight, someone's thinking of me and loving me tonight.

Who pressed the travel by map button?

Lord Vader goes for a nature hike

Sometimes it's nice to get some fresh air and think about destruction.

A time to reflect

You know, this time away from Korbin has allowed me time to reflect on the things I love the most.  Firstly, Korbin is the best kid a master of the dark side could ask for.  He's smart and funny and appreciates the finer things in life.  He's an all around swell guy.  I miss that kid.

Secondly, I love money.

Thirdly, blowing things up is pretty fantastic.

And finally, bubbles are the best!

Darth wants to pet some cuddly bunnies

Alert all commands!  Calculate every possible destination along their last known trajectory.  I want to hold those bunnies!

Vader is one with the art

Lord Vader, Art Critic

I am in Miami at Art Basel to prove that I am not only a master of the dark side, but also of the art side.  I have skills.  I'm very good at informing people whether art is good or bad.  Then I attack them with my light saber.  That's how it is in the art world.

Darth Vader does not board planes through gates

I am Lord Vader.  I will not be bothered with your rules.  I will get on this plane however I choose.  FAA and TSA, you don't know the power of the dark side!

Bayous and light sabers do not mix

I fell into a bayou yesterday and broke my light saber. Hopefully a CT scan will help fix it and let me travel on.

A Darth day at the beach

I'm so happy the rain ended because today is beautiful and perfect at the beach! I think I'll build my own version of a sand castle!

Rainy days and Mondays

I may be Lord Vader, but rainy days and Mondays bring me down.

The cat's tail was too long anyway...

Well, second cousin Jeff Vader kicked me out after I tried to shorten his cat's epically long tail with my light saber.  I was just trying to help, but Ol' Jeff didn't see it that way.  Oh well, on to more awesome adventures on the beach!

Happy Thanksgiving, Korbin!

I crashed my second cousin Jeff Vader's family Thanksgiving today. It wasn't as awesome as holidays with Korbin, but it was pretty sweet. Ol' Jeff let me carve the turkey.

DQ Break!

Every vacation needs a few Dairy Queen pit stops, because even us bad guys need ice cream every now and then.